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=Guys!= =**.........**= =Guys!= =**.........**= =Where the f!*@k is everyone?= = = =//They left.//=

=**Why?**=

=//**Are you serious? No-one touches this site anymore. This place is dead.**//=

=**I'm still here.**=

=**//Not good enough.//**=

=**Well that's just insulting. F*@!K off.**=

= PEOPLES THAT ABANDONED US! Hear my plea! Not because my plea is important in any kind of way, but because my therapist says it'll help. = =** ProductionsOfAPortugalFan still remains, however, it's members have deserted us. Well, deserted me. Hmmm.... **= =** Anyway, I must call you all back, and see who will listen! For we have a new threat. Dora is not vanquished, yet she has retreated. By the way, all we had to do was destroy Channel 9's broadcast station. Don't we feel foolish. **= =** Back to the topic at hand. **= =** Where was I..... **= =** Drugs....cuba....something to do with mushrooms.....cigars.....bowler hats...... **= =** AH YES! **= =** GRASSHOPPERS! **= =** Our new enemy, pioneered by the devil himself - Mr. H! **= =** SO! **= =** Let me call anyone stupid enough to listen to their duty! Because humanity needs us! Because ProductionsOfAPortugalFan shouldn't have to die! Because you all once stood alongside PeterTheBananaKing! Because POAPF 2 needs a plotline! **=

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